Missed phone calls
After-hours calls still convert. If nobody answers, that revenue goes to the next clinic.
£1,200/day average lost to missed calls
Blunetic installs clinic automation that answers enquiries, books appointments, and follows up automatically for private clinics across Derby, Sheffield, and the East Midlands.
15 qualified patient enquiries in 30 days — or we work free.
of booking searches happen outside clinic hours
of Derby clinics have no online booking system
lost per day from missed after-hours enquiries
from signed agreement to fully live system
Most private clinics do not lack demand. They lose speed, follow-up, and booked appointments.
After-hours calls still convert. If nobody answers, that revenue goes to the next clinic.
Patients expect quick replies. Delays on WhatsApp and Instagram lead to lost enquiries and lower booking rates.
When calls, DMs, and forms sit in different tools, leads slip through and staff waste time chasing them.
Blunetic fixes this with one clinic automation system that captures, qualifies, and books patients automatically.
One system for AI reception, patient acquisition, booking, and follow-up.
Everything works together to turn more enquiries into booked patients, with a system installed in 10 days.
Book Free Clinic AuditFrom first enquiry to confirmed appointment, each step is handled automatically.
Calls, forms, WhatsApp, and social messages are captured in one place.
InstantAI replies fast, answers common questions, and qualifies the enquiry.
Under 60 secondsQualified patients are booked directly into Cliniko, Acuity, Jane App, or Google Calendar.
AutomatedReminders and follow-up messages keep patients engaged and reduce no-shows.
DNA < 5%AI reception for private clinics that answers calls, handles common questions, and books appointments.
Campaigns that generate high-intent enquiries and track booked consultations, not just clicks.
Messaging automation keeps response times low across WhatsApp, Instagram, and website chat.
Review automation and local SEO help more nearby patients find and trust your clinic.
11:43pm. A patient calls after hours. With Blunetic, the enquiry is answered, qualified, and booked before the morning.
Simple monthly pricing with a 30-day guarantee and no long-term lock-in.
+ £497 one-time setup
+ £797 setup · Includes £300 ad spend
+ £997 setup · Includes £500 ad spend
15 qualified patient enquiries in your first 30 days — or we keep working free until you get them. Rolling 30-day terms, cancel any time.
More after-hours bookings in 90 days
Built from faster response, better capture, and automated follow-up.
Faster response times with AI automation
More booked consultations within 60 days
Lower DNA rate from follow-up automation
“Before Blunetic, we were missing evening enquiries. Within 6 weeks, the system had already booked appointments we would have lost. The ROI was clear in month one.”
Works with the clinic tools you already use
Most private clinics go live within 10 days. The AI receptionist is typically live within 48 hours.
We integrate with Cliniko, Jane App, Acuity Scheduling, and Google Calendar. If your stack is different, we can scope it during the audit.
No long-term lock-in. Plans run on 30-day rolling terms, so you stay because the results work.
We guarantee 15 qualified patient enquiries in your first 30 days. If we miss that, we keep working free until you get them.
We work with aesthetic clinics, dental practices, private GP and wellness clinics, and other private care providers across the East Midlands.
It includes Google and Meta campaigns, hyperlocal targeting, ad creative, budget management, and ROI reporting tied to booked consultations.
30 minutes. No hard sell. We review your current enquiry flow and show where Blunetic would increase bookings.